I demand all you peasants kiss my royal feet?

I got screwed last night!! I was in no condition to compete and that stupid referee tore up my doctors note and made me wrestle against jerry lawler. Im not a wrestler, Im the voice of the WWE and im a war correspondent. I got ganged up by Jerry, that fat oklahoman Jim Ross, that stupid Eve and that sorry piece of garbage excuse for a canadian hero in bret hart. It was 4 on 1. I didnt deserve the BBQ sauce or jerrys digusting feet in my beautiful mouth. I want all you people that laughed at me to feel the same pain i did and that is too kiss my royal feet. Where's the respect for the future hall of famer Sir Michael Cole?